Noviceotaku

Right back at you, malicious conspirators!

Do note that this is a logical rant on my life, feel free to read on to understand my role as a victim in a failed conspiracy… Proofreading will be done at some other time, so bear with any mistakes present…

Apparently, a couple of Yaoi Fangirls, I mean fanboys, decided to message me to enlighten me on their “interest” in Yaoi anime. They were plotting to ruin me in school, academically, and I’ll explain why. Do note that this post is definitely not anime-related and is merely a platform to voice my opinion on their ridiculous plot.

I was first greeted by a message from two classmates on msn, they wanted to ask me more about “gay anime”, which I quickly identified as Yaoi. The conversation about Yaoi soon turned into a certain conversation of what animes we have watched, apparently, the only anime they had watched were Bleach, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn. They emphasised a great deal on malexmale relationships, which they termed as “boyxboy”. I’m sorry, but I’m really not interested in homosexual shotas, they are best left with their innocence.

I personally do admit to acting feminine at instances, but that does not imply I’m homosexual. Even if I were, I wouldn’t be interested in hardcore Yaoi with explicit sexual material. The only Yaoi title I’ve watched so far is Junjou Romantica, which contains mild sex scenes with great character introspection. I love Junjou Romantica only because I enjoy how someone is confused with their gender preference.

In any case, what I’m trying to get here is that the two fat yaoi fanboys tried to get me addicted to Yaoi anime/manga knowing that I could be at times, feminine. They did this for a reason I had partially guessed of, which I confirmed later on. And, you are wrong, I’m perfectly straight.

Knowing that I wasn’t that much interested in Yaoi material, the two “Yaoi Fanboys” change their focus to romance/comedy/drama anime, merely because I stated I prefered those genres. They were trying to get me to watch the only shounen titles they knew of, Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Bleach, both of which I’ve already known and dislike.

The conversation soon turned to Doujinshi, I was surprised that they had no idea what I was talking about, they said that they were avid fanboys of certain anime, yet they haven’t heard of Doujinshi? Fan-made/Fan-published materials, ffs. When they learnt about it, they once again tried to get me passionate over Doujinshi. Sorry for not being a fan. I’ll only love Doujinshi when it is good.

Anyway, it’s about time I explained why the 2 perpetrators/classmates did that. They were trying to get me addicted firstly in Yaoi material, when that failed, they tried the Shounen genre. When that subsequently failed, they tried Doujinshi then eventually romance/comedy/drama anime.

Why get me addicted, it’s simple and can be proven. They want to distract me from my studies. I suspected that after their apparent “stupidity” in terminologies. It was later proven by a third person who was coerced into attempting to trick me, who coincidentally was correcting my pornography preference and was giggling at the possibility of me having had experienced onanism(well, I don’t get what the problem is with him, but masturbation is perfectly fine).

What the two “Fat Yaoi Fanboys” did was ridiculously foolish. They attempted to fool me and make me be passionate about something I already am. They did that in hope of distracting me from my studies, as confirmed by the third party. The only reason why I could think that they would do such a thing is jealousy. I’m really appalled that this happened for the simple reason that it is ridiculous, plain ridiculous.

P.S. @FatYaoiFanboys: Take time to research the nature of your target’s likes.

If anyone who knows me reads this, I would like to proclaim that all conspiracies to hinder my studies will fail for this very simple reason. I am passionate about the subjects I ace, I am passionate about what you tried to get me to enjoy, there’s no way there’ll be unbalance caused by that.

Additionally, if the two “yaoi fanboys” are reading this, I’ll be glad to remain on neutral terms with you… In my dreams, and yours perhaps? Also, you cannot assume that I started watching anime only 2 months ago simply because I started a blog then, I’ve been a fan even before I met you.